student jokes

Should I Get In Trouble For Something I Didn't Do... Student: Should I get in trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: No of course not! Student: Oh, OK great. I didn't do my homework...

T: Have you done your homework? S: You graded my test? T: No I have other student's stuff to grade S: I have other teacher's homework to do.

Limericks eh? There once was a student named Clouse Who proclaimed to the boys of his house I will take a firm stand That a tit in the hand Is much better than two in the blouse

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student? A pizza can feed a family.

I'm a law student who's doing an IT subject this semester... and i've been asked whether I know Jake Weary over four times now! Who the heck is he?

So me and my friends got in a ride with a student driver today... He knew how to get us to school in time.

Hyper intelligent student Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. Teacher: India is on which continent? Boy: potato! He leaves for home then.

There's this one girl student in my class that always dresses slutty and shows of her curves... ...and that's not even the best part about home-schooling

It's comforting to know that the US government works the same way as a college student when it comes to deadlines... They both wait until the last minute, then get an extension.

You won't believe how these like-minded high schoolers are luring new student victims! Clique Bait

Teacher and Student Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."!

Math Nerd Joke There are two students on lunch line. Second students says to first student " I don't have money to buy lunch. What should I do?" First student replies " Bi no Meal"

Teacher One day our country will be corruption Free tells which tense is it? Student .Tense Impossible

X = Y The teacher asked the student, "If x=y, what is x?" The student answered, "y?" The teacher replied, "why not?"

The Voice Coach Voice Coach: "Let's start with a scale." Student: "Do, re, muuuhh, fa, so, la, ti, doooh!" Voice Coach: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't take that tone with mi!"

As a male college student, the only thing that's disappearing faster than my money... is my Kleenex.

When I see one of those student driver cars, I always honk a lot and yell, "You're doing great!" I think they appreciate the encouragement.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of 4

so, history isn't that boring? The history professor asked his student Keaton, "Have you read Marx? Keaton: "Yes sir. I think it's from the wicker chairs."

A student brings a slingshot to algebra class and fires gum at the professor It was a weapon of math disruption.

Teacher and Student Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that? Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Why did the student go to the strip club on his 18th birthday? He wanted to study a broad

Why did the computer science student drop out? He just couldn't hack it.

A history professor was given a boring lecture about Russian dictators Finally, an exasperated student exclaimed,"stop, you're putin me to sleep"