student jokes

A university in the United States was robbed of a whopping $170,000 One student managed to erase his own debt.

Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out.

Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero? Thesus

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !

5th grade teacher: "You have more wrong answers than your whole class combined. I have never seen one person make so many mistakes." Student: "Well... not *one* person. My dad helped me too."

My friend is a med student, and decided to go into oncology Apparently it's a growth industry.

TIL the odds, as a male college student, of having sex with a given college girl. One in four

My PhD student claims to have made a breakthrough in hyperbolic mathematics Turns out he was just exaggerating

teacher question The teacher asked his student: Does the wild fox gives birth or lays egg ? The student said: the fox is a sly !! you should expect anything from him !!

Dear student loan, Thank you for saving my life. I can't think of how I can ever repay you.

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby? The dead baby can feed a family of four.

Teacher: in this class you should love logarithms. Student: what if they don't reciprocate? Sorry for the bad math joke... but it was just too good.

The Chemical Formula For Water Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?" Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about?" Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

If you broke up with your gf who works at a salad bar you can use the line "lettuce romaine friends" at a low cost of my student loans.

Student: Can we postpone the test? It's on my birthday. Teacher: Well unlike your birthday, this test was planned ahead of time.

I've always been a B+ student. It's in my blood.

I'm trans-GPA I'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student

What's the difference between an arts student and a table? A table can support itself

A law student walks into the bar... ...and passes with flying colors.

Mam: "Which book has............ Mam: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?" Student: "My father's check book!" :) Like if you agree.............

"My homework ate my dog" -student in python breeding class

Why did the black med student wait all day at the rear entrance of the student cafeteria? Because his professor told his class they were going to spend the entire next day at a bacteria conference.

Teacher : Do you know the reason Manchester United lost to Arsenal ? Student : Manchester United lost because their defenders were Young, Small and Blind