What is the most confusing day in Harlem? Fathers Day!
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Tomorrow is Fathers Day. I heard iPad accessories are the big thing for Father's Day this year. I got my dad a leather case, a screen protector and a new charger. If he ever gets an iPad he's all set.
According to these Father's Day gift sections, all dads are clean shaven business men that love playing golf and think they're #1.
Today Happy fathers day kids
For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store... He said "Thanks for the phone charger, son."
What wasn't stolen when CVS was looted during the Baltimore riots? The Father's Day cards.
What's the most confusing day in the hood? Father's Day
What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day.
In honor of Father's day, here is a typical dad joke. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian hooker. It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use.
Father's Day was probably an awkward day in the Jesus household
what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? father's day
I could have sworn I heard a chorus of a thousand tiny voices rising up from the shower drain to wish me a Happy Fathers Day.
A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items, the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards.
Father's Day is the day my wife gets on all fours and lets me do ANYTHING I want to her. I usually lay back and use her as an ottoman.
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?? Father's Day.
What's the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day
My son asked me on father's day why there was no son day I told him it's every sunday
Happy Fathers Day! Me: Happy Fathers Day! Pop: Thanks! Me: I'll call you later. Pop: Don't call me later, call me Dad :') ...
Baltimore CVS Looters They really cleaned the place out. The only things they left behind are sunscreen and Father's Day cards.
What do you get a first dad for father's day? Condoms. Courtesy of my witty ole' uncle mike
I can't believe that... after all the times my girlfriend called me "daddy", she still didn't get me anything for Father's Day.
Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Fathers Day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it
You raised me and taught me everything I know. Happy Father's Day, internet.