mothers day jokes

Mother's Day is once a year... But Sunday is once a week!

In the spirit of mother's day Roses are Red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your moms facebook will do

My wife had the best Mother's Day I didn't ask her for sex, not even once.

To all the Moms: "Happy Mothers Day"! And to all the Dads: "Happy Sunday.. Mother FuKers"!!

Q: Mom's have Mother's Day Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.

This mothers day send the gift of Microsoft Office Word to your mother

My dog forgot it's mother's day, again.

In honour of Mothers Day, what's your favourite Yo' Momma Joke?

HELP!!! I forgot it's Mother's Day! I need some quick Mother's Day Present.

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow? Besides a tiny, brief panic attack?

This Mother's Day, my dad got a new car for my mom. He said it was the best trade he's ever made

Mom asked me where I'm taking her to go out to eat for mother's day. — I told her, "We already have food in the house".