mothers day jokes

Thanks for putting out Mom! ~ everyone. Happy Mother's Day!

Need help with kids I am at dinner for mothers day and striking out with the jokes. Reddit brothers and sisters I need your kid appropriate jokes. HELP!

[Joke Request] A great mother's day joke I can write on a card, give to my mom, and take credit for Example: What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college? "Bison"

How do I explain to this 5yo why it is of paramount importance to use the word kitty instead of pussy in his Mother's day card?

The ACLU has informed me that Mother's Day is too inclusive. So Happy Everyone Gay Pride AIDS Awareness Aboriginal Illegitimate Child Day!

Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's Day card out of my psychiatrist bills.

I wonder if Bruce Jenner got wished a happy Mother's Day. Title

I can't wait to jump on my kids' beds at 5am on Mother's Day, and holler "WHAT DID YOU GET ME?!?"

Wife: What did you get me for Mother's Day? 3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it? 3: You haven't made it yet.

Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.

I hope you all had a wonderful Mother's Day today. Just kidding, here's a reminder it's on May 10th.

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home? Mother's Day.

What do you give an octomom for mother's day? A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What do test tube babies do on mothers day and father's day? They cry

For Mother's Day, I told my teens, I'm going to reenact every detail of each of your births.

[OC] What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank? Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks

In case you wondered, Fathers Day is to thank Dad for nailing your mother. Mothers Day is to thank Mom for not swallowing you

Happy Mothers Day We love all you mothers.

My Dad got a new Lexus for my Mom this Mother's Day. He says it's the best trade he's ever made.

Pay attention to all these women that are posting pictures with their mom's on Mother's Day because that is what they are going to look like!

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day? G u knit?

[Mother's Day text to my wife] Don't let the kids know I sent this but do you know where we keep the powdered sugar and band-aids?

[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad? Dad: Yes? Son: Happy M- Dad: DON'T Son: Moth- Dad: STOP Son: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY *Dad bangs head on desk*