when the character's name is the same as the actor's name I assume it's because the actor was too stupid to respond to his character's name
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Beyonce is a great actress because there is no way she has the time or energy to have the kind of sex she sings about.
What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic? Peter Dinklige
A 65 year old actress with early Alzhiemer's got a Botox shot, and later regretted it. She couldn't remember her lines.
What's a mobster porn actress called? Sunny Corleone!
Batman Acting Application A actor walks into the interview. The interviewer asked him questions."So far you are the perfect person for the job. Last question,are your parents alive?"
"My husband's a talented voice actor & his brother's a makeup artist but nah this old lady is a different person" -the mom in Mrs. Doubtfire
What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff.
Remake of Last tango in Paris butter scene What would the actress played by Maria Schneider say to Marlon Brando in the new version of famous butter scene: I can't believe it's not BUTTer !
Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.
Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, "You can get an award for that?
Young Actor: Dad guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well keep at it son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part.
Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well I do appear on and off you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.
1 in every 5 dolphins is a method actor.
When a porn actress is rude at a restaurant, there's really nothing the staff can put in her food for revenge.
What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Why can a penguin never win Best Actor? Because it is part black.
So I heard that Paul Walker, actor in Fast and Furious, died at the age of 40 in a car crash. I suppose he had bad *karma*
John Cena would be a great voice actor because we can't see him
"I'm an actress" I watched your web series, and I disagree.
What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition? "Just go in there and be yourself."
Which actor is a dog's favorite? Bark Ruffaro
What do you call an interracial dwarf actor? A half cast
Watching a sex scene with my parents is so awkward. My mom is such a bad actress.