barber jokes

For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.

The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor

Why did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.

Just found out today that the barber of my neighborhood got arrested for selling drugs. I'm shocked! I was his customer for years and didn't know he cut hair!

A guy ties up his dog and walks into a barber shop He says aloud " Bob Peters" The barber says "No we only do haircuts here"

How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

I went to a Native American barber, but I wouldn't recommend him. I got an uneven haircut, and Apache shave.

let's head over to the barber shop and make hair angels on the floor

I went to the barber before I had my SAT yesterday it really helped me clear my head

I went to the barbers today. My wife sent me a text that said we had a pipe leaking. I told the barber we're going to have to cut this short. I walked out with a buzz cut.

[NSFW] I got an awesome handjob from my barber after my haircut Just one of the many benefits to cutting your own hair

My local barber was busted today for dealing drugs. I'm in shock. I've been a loyal customer for years and I had no idea he was a barber.

How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.

Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you ;) An old man had 8 hair on his head. He went to a barber shop. Barber in anger asked: Shall i cut or count? Old man smiled and said: "Colour it!" :D

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up? They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What do you call Trump's barber? Orange peeler

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food? By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

A barber asked a man how he wants his haircut In silence

What did the barber say to the Potato? "You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

What do you call a mexican barber? El Chapo

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard? A barber!

My neighborhood barber just went to jail for dealing drugs... I never knew he was a barber..

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !

*trying to awkwardly start a conversation with my barber* I ALSO like scissors.