ceo jokes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers? The Elf and Saftey Executive.

I appreciate people venturing into entrepreneurship but is it really necessary to call yourself CEO when your firm is total of 3 people?

What did the CEO of Reddit say to its users [Edit] Nothing

While everyone is pre-occupied with the reddit CEO/admins/FPH ban, don't forget what's really important The New England Patriots deflated their footballs.

A woman grows a plant in a blossoming business as a CEO.

Worm CEO cuts workforce in half, doubles productivity

"You know what people really want to see? Season after season of a guy drinking his own piss." - Discovery Channel executive

Did you hear that the CEO of Under Armour got in trouble with police recently? He was caught KEVIN, PLANKING, in a restricted area!

When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps.

What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common? They both give their relatives rim jobs.

Senator John Tester from Montana and his executive assistant both have only seven fingers. That is so hot!

"I didn't go to grad school to assemble agenda folios for the quarterly board meeting" I think as I drizzle Dawn into the CEO's coffee pot.

The secret service found a dildo in the Oval Office Signing off on another executive order.

As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes.

Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

According to the 25th Amendment, if the President is incapacitated, the Vice President becomes the executive producer of "The Apprentice."

She was a no-nonsense, high powered executive who played hard but never had time for love. He was a dog who thought he was people.

What did the white collar executive say to the low-income disenfranchised youth? Nothing. Social dichotomy prevents the establishment of dialogue.

Did you hear the news about the CEO of Ford? He was seen with an escort...

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common? Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Tim Cook just came out as gay... I wont be surprised if the Samsung CEO suddenly becomes gay too.

The CEO of Nutella has died. A memorial dinner will be served straight from the jar, over the sink at midnight.

Is anyone else disappointed about the new CEO of reddit? Such a re-post.

How does the Addidas executive work through the night? Three lines