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farmer jokes
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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
So a farmer goes to the doctor... And the doctor says, "I need to talk to you about your overall health." and the farmer says, "Well my overalls are just fine thanks you!".
Smooth Farmer Whats a farmers best dating advice? A tractor
How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ? Acceptable
UPS guy just acted like he'd never seen anyone answer the door in a super hero cape & a straw farmer hat.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the pasture. But he rounded them up and had 200.
Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor
Q: Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp? A: Because he was tired of the sigh-low.
What's the difference between an epileptic farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The farmer shucks between fits!
Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!
god: welcome to heaven, bob. today we reunite you with your soulmate bob: karen! god: karen? your soulmate is a japanese farmer named oshi
What did the chicken say to the farmer Nothing, chickens don't speak English.
Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon? Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
A farmer walks onto a field, shovel in hand and starts digging long canals. The field groans and says to the farmer.. You're really irrigating me
Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"
What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".
What did the zombie farmer say he wanted? Grrraaaaiiinnns...
A Farmer and his cows A farmer counted his Cows before taking them to auction and counted 196 of them. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field? A farmer
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor.
Why did the farmer get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Did you hear about the farmer who equipped all his horses with firearms? He was a man who really wanted more bang for his buck.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!