plumber jokes

The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber: You stay in all day and nobody comes!

Plumber ditches wife Plumber Ditches his wife. "Its Over-Flo"

TIL: Colonel Sanders had a younger brother who was a plumber. Urinal Sanders

How do you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized.

"I got it! Let's have a princess trapped by a gorilla who throws barrels at a plumber! Wow these drugs are great!" - Donkey Kong creators

Called a plumber out the other day. He was Chinese. Called a builder, he was also Chinese. Called an electrician out. He was Chinese as well ! Bloody Yellow Pages

Before seeing why your toddler has been quiet for 10 mins it's best to first call the plumber and write your apology letter to the landlord.

The pipes that my plumber installed are leaking... Clearly, he didn't give a flux.

Had a German plumber over today And he managed to plug our gas line to the shower. Guess old habits is hard to get out of Edit: spelling

I hired an old German plumber when remodeling my apartment He was a great guy, very reliable and thorough. But it seems old habits die hard. He connected gas main to my shower.

Dont be a racist, be like Mario... he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew.

My German plumber accidentally hooked up a gas pipe to my shower Old habits die hard

What did one plumber say to the other plumber? Pipe down.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family

if a plumber's career can go down the drain... And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?

Don't be racist Instead, be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Don't be a racist! Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican. Oh and he jumps like a Black man and grabs coins like a Jew.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

My German plumber accidentally hooked up my gas line to my shower... Looks like old habits die hard.

How do you make a plumber sad? You tell him that the princess is in another castle.

One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber's car in the front of the house. - Oh my God I hope it is her lover.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber? Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

A way you can tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist ask them to pronounce the word 'unionized'

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "Unionize".