What we can say Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't. But white people can say things that black people can't. Like "thanks for the warning officer" and "hi dad"
police officer jokes
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Last night a police officer knocked on my door and said "Sir, it looks like your mother in law has been hit by a bus" I replied " I know, but she has a great personality."
What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror? Oh shit a cop!
Me: why did you stop me? Cop: for starters you're not wearing a seatbelt. Me: what about main course? Cop: step out of the car.
Her: 911, what's your emerge- Me: SOMEONE'S WEARING CROCS! Her: Sir, that's not an em- Me: WITH A FANNY PACK! Her: I'll send an officer.
Hello police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well in that case please send over a pastrami sandwich!
A Charleston police officer sees a young black man at night... The officer says "Good evening" and keeps on walking.
Keep a few cat turds in your pockets, just in case a cop searches you. He will get cat poop on his hands, and you can laugh. It's all legal.
Cop to driver: "How high are you?" Driver to cop: "No, no, no. You're supposed to say 'Hi, how are you?'"
Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over? HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES
If a policeman is knocking on your door and you have a pile of dead babies on your bed, what's the hardest thing to hide? Your erection.
I just read that a veteran policeman has been suspended from his job... after being caught masturbating and smoking weed in his office. No name was given but he was a high wanking officer.
Cop cars should play the jaws theme song
I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked. The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low.
I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked. The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low'
I tailgated a cop who pulled out of the doughnut shop so he'd know what it feels like when he follows me from the bars.
An Israeli is going through passport control at JFK... The immigration officer asks: "Occupation?" The Israeli says: "No. I'm just visiting."
You know what's more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you.
A little boy walked into a police station "I lost my daddy" says the boy. "We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?" asked the officer. "Liquor and women."
classic germans Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a few days."
Why are black man's palms white? Because they are always leaning against cop cars.
What do you call something that is half horse and half pig? A mounted police officer
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because my tires look like donuts? Cop: Get out
When I reached the border patrol checkpoint, I raised my kale smoothie & the officer immediately waved me through.