programmer jokes

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween? He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

A programmer goes on a walk XD

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick? Da-Ta!!

If you have a daughter, let her marry a programmer. They are men with codes.

A programmer's wife sends him to the store and says "get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs." The programmer never returns.

What did the programmer from the biker gang say? "It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"

Programmer goes to a bar Bartender: What do you like to drink? Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays... edit: After googling I found out this joke already existed :|

I watched a programmer do stand-up comedy. I've gotta say, I loved his bits.

A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... But he didn't have root access.

I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin #PunYourJob

[Programmer Joke] Why did the int drown? Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!

As the programmer was going to the store his wife called out We need a quart of milk and if they have eggs bring me back a dozen. He returns with 3 gallons of milk and says: "They had eggs."

What state did the programmer start her road trip in? Maine

How to tell if a programmer is gay. C : ENTER : ### / Edit: Nifty Code Formatting

A programmer's wife sends him to the store for a loaf of bread. On his way out she adds, "and if they have eggs, get a dozen". He returns home with 12 loaves of bread.

I used to be a programmer But now I like ounces.

[job interview] You sure you know what it means to be a real estate developer? [i picture myself yelling at a building to try harder] Yes

So a developer walks into a var ..that's all I got

Why was the programmer lonely? Off-by-one error. :(

The programmer to his son: "Here I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you daddy but where is the user's guide?"

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.