A college in Boston is offering a major in comedy... One student commented, "I think I have a future in this. Every time I tell someone what I'm studying, they laugh."
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Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
3 great kings Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?" Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"
What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes? The arts student gets a mark for it.
What does a confused student at Hogwarts study? Which craft?
Thank you student loans for helping me get through college and for all that you've done for me! I don't know how I'll ever repay you.
Wife: It's date night! Me: So, a movie, and... You still have that school uniform? W: Yes. *winks* M: Maybe you can get a student discount.
Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student? She was A Minor.
You guys should read "It's normal here" a biography of a Chinese exchange student who was sexually assaulted. written by Quinton Chingme
What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student? "I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"
What did the magician say to the aerial student? I work on a different plane
Whether Trump or Hillary becomes president, I won't be living in the USA afterwards From someone currently living in Europe with no plans of leaving because of being a student.
Why did the student study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education!
ME: I'm worthless. DAD: Remember, son: you owe eighty thousand dollars in student loans. You're less than worthless.
My fiance is a med student and was talking to me about her geriatrics class... ... and my first thought was "This is getting old real fast."
Today a Gender Studies student asked me how our society viewed lesbians Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer. Time to update my display to 4K.
Setting a teachers salary based on student performance is akin to paying a zookeeper based on how well the monkeys are behaving.
Teacher asks: What is the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife.Student replies: Prepaid, post paid and unlimited plan.
Every minivan without an honor student bumper sticker should be required to have one that says, "My child is a disappointment."
What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student? "Ur-ine!"
A band director asked his band why it is so difficult for everybody to come in at the same time. A student replied saying... Mabey they all don't fit through the door.
Teacher Said The Student..?? Teacher said the students to convert the sentence "I killed a person" into future tense. Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is "u will go to jail"!
An old teacher asked her student... "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
I'm a freshman taking geometry. I can't wait to learn how to tie a hypotenoose.