Joke regarding Canada What's a Canadian's favourite weapon? An Eh k-47
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I was gonna make a run for the border, but I remembered I'm in Canada so nah
Canadian Tinder users are 56% male, 44% female and 33% holding a fresh trout
Stop it guys, there's no such thing as Canadian English. We just say "free healthcare" more and "supersized" less.
As a Canadian I like to go clubbing; but if theres no seals around...
What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada? Yukon do it!
85% of Canadian moms need you to fix their computer this afternoon
Customs officials in Europe recently seized a shipment of cocaine that was addressed to the Vatican. Which can only mean that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just received a giant box of communion wafers.
What do you call a Canadian Muslim? A Mooselim!!
To all the "I'm moving to Canada" people out there, you're being ridiculous. You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia.
I bet the murder rate is so low in Canada because you have to go 300 miles to find someone to kill.
What does a Seal drink at a bar? Anything but Canadian Club..
canadian bacon is just like regular bacon but with health insurance and a passion for hockey.
The funniest thing about being sober is someday finding out that you were the mayor of Toronto.
Back on the Canadian side of the border now. Thank God. That is the longest period of time I've ever gone without riding a moose.
Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto? They play music, not hockey.
Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don't make any cents.
Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.
Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money? He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.
How to trigger a Canadian My favorite color is gray.
I'm convinced that this trip to Toronto will end with my being arrested for not being nice enough.
How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
SPECIAL COLUMBUS DAY SALE: For $300 you can drive one of our vans into Canada and claim you discovered it.
I tried telling him to stop eating Canadian provinces But he's having Nunavut