Canadian castles... They really aren't my fort-eh.
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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day? "Aboot this big"
Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*
How much of northern Canada is livable? *Nunavut*
The most Canadian sentence ever. Sorry aboot spilling too much maple syrup into your Tim Hortons coffee, eh?
Wana hear a Canadian joke? Toronto maple leafs.
A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar The bartender says, "What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"
Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.
The Canadian Opera Company has announced that it will play a special concert series at the Vancouver Art Gallery. They say that this will be the first time the COC has played in the VAG.
What's the best way to kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada...
Canada got rid of the penny. It makes no cents.
It is Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend ...and I'm just thankful that I'll have ebola turkey soup and not ebola the deadly disease.
You know you are Canadian when 0c and sunny is beautiful warm day...
Canada's got it right, when they don't want a citizen, they just convince them they have talent so they move to the US. #JustinBeiber
What did the Canadian Reddit user say? Ehhhhh lmao
Why can't Canada win wars? Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.
What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard? Cold.
[Olympic Swimming] CANADIAN ANNOUNCER: I feel bad for the water look how hard they're kicking it.
What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian? Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh?" Italian: "Eh! How you doin?"
What happened when Canada got rid of the penny? Canadians became *penniless*
Since Canada isn't making the penny anymore-did the price of a thought just go up to a nickel?
How to test your dog's IQ A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $19.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
Love means never having to say youaTMre Canadian.
What does Canadian Fonzie say? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Eh?