What do you call a redhead [NSFW] ...in an interracial gangbang? Red Riding Hood Happy Halloween.
halloween jokes
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For Halloween my husband asked me to dress up as a nurse, cause that's one of his fantasies: That we have health care.
[walks into Halloween party with a hot dog taped to my head] "What are you supposed to be?" ME: I'm not wearing a costume
I decorate for Halloween by opening my bedroom curtains as I walk around naked. Pretty scary stuff for my neighbors.
What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.
What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween? I'll be Bach.
Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who's there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!!
costumed new york mayor Rumor has it that for Halloween New York Mayor DeBlasio will be walking around on his knees and going as Mayor Bloomberg
Why cant witches get pregnant? Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)
Ive got an idea for a Halloween party costume... I'll go only in my pants so when people ask what I'm whereing I'll say, " Im premature ejaculation, so I just came in my pants."
I wear the same 2 Halloween costumes every year. I start off as a "ghost" and end up as a "drunk ghost that needs a ride home."
Another Halloween joke. A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders a beer, and a mop.
Halloween is great bc kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal
My daughter ruined her Halloween costume. Gonna wrap her in aluminum foil and send her out as a leftover.
Good News For Pedophiles Halloween is here, so you can stop being so secretive about giving small children free candy.
A Halloween Limerick A lady vampire named Mable Had a period that was awfully stable. So once a full moon She took out her spoon And drank herself under the table.
UPDATE: This year's most popular Halloween costume will be Slutty Chilean Miner.
I'm going to be a clown for Halloween. So I can finally get shot.
No rule against wearing an old Halloween costume to Thanksgiving. Let your racist uncle talk presidential politics with Donkey from Shrek.
[answering door on halloween] NEIGHBORHOOD MOM: please stop giving the children hamsters ME *hands full of hamsters*: but it's Halloween
Im thinking about being a dish for halloween. Bitches love doing dishes.
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
How Do Rednecks Celebrate Halloween? They Pump Kin.
How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!