I hate when I catch a bouquet at a wedding and everyone judges me for lighting it on fire.
wedding jokes
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It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
I always wear a wedding ring when I go grocery shopping, so everyone thinks my cart full of groceries are for a family of 4 instead of just me
What are the three rings of Marriage? The Engagement Ring, The Wedding Ring, and The Suffer-ring.
I went to an extremely traditional cannibal wedding this weekend It was an edible arrangement.
What did Kanye West say when he saw the Red Wedding episode of Game of Thrones? Dat shit Frey.
I wear my wedding ring on my middle finger to remind me of how f*cked I am
Injections are just like your wedding night A little prick and then it's all over
me: How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?! Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"
what idiot called it a best man instead of a lord of the rings
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? 1 less drunk
What candy is traditionally served at a Jewish wedding. Mazel toffee.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. - TommyEdisonXP (youtuber)
Don't just assume I'm crazy. Let this wedding album I photoshopped you into speak for itself.
The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do.
ME: Jesus Christ, this is the slowest train I've ever travelled on BRIDE: Someone please get this prick off my dress
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Two Scottish guys discussing a wedding.. First guys asks "What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?" Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin?" "She's wearing white" says his pal
So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response.
My friend's offering to pay for a trip to NY to be her +1 for a wedding. She's probably going to drug me & sell my organs. *agrees to go :)
I went to a really emotional wedding the other day... Even the cake was in tiers.
I hope I look half as good on my wedding day as I do on my divorce paper-signing day.
3 rings of marriage 1) Engagement Ring 2) Wedding Ring 3) SuffeRing
What is long and hard that a Australian bride gets in her wedding night? Dick