wedding jokes

My friend met his wife on tinder ...It was six months after their wedding

When I was 20 I took a vow of celibacy... My wife however called them "wedding vows"

Preparing my wedding vows in the form of a poem... What rhymes with "the way you shake that ass?"

Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? A: One less drunk.

Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends.

Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes I've been married twenty-five times!

Accidentally got a "male" order bride and I was gonna return him but Sergei is just so good with my kids

Anybody hear about those two car antennas that got married? Supposedly the wedding was alright but the reception was great ;)

Their wedding went off without a hitch... ...which was a problem in itself!

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night? A double bridle

What is one food guaranteed to lower a women's sex drive? Wedding cake

What do you call a Vietnamese wedding? A Win-Win situation.

Disney is releasing an alternate version of its latest film for the Indian audience where Nemo's father starts looking for a bride for his son. It's called Finding Dowry.

I went to a Jewish wedding, and spotted a red sign. It said, "In case of wedding, break glass"

[phone w/ fiance] Hey, I can still pick whatever suit I like for the wedding right? "As long as its black, why?" *wearing batsuit* No reason

Best Man speech joke help Hi Everyone, Mu buddy is getting married on Indepedence Day and need some help for a good joke for the speech. I am the best man.

My internet bride got delivered today, she's the WiFi always dreamed of.

My wife asked me, "Where's your wedding ring?" I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

My internet bride got delivered today ...she's the WiFi always dreamed of. source: [Sickipedia](http://sickipedia.org/) (nsfw text)

Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great!

I like how your profile picture is you at your wedding, so are you like a professional bride

Marriage is a three ring circus... ...first there is the engagement ring, then the wedding ring and then comes the suffering.

I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation... My Czech is in the mail!