teacher jokes

Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering A minor.

My physics teacher is the chord slope of an a-t curve The average jerk

Punishment - joke A student is talking to his teacher. Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" Teacher:" Of course not." Student: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

Mrs. A was my favorite teacher in grade school. She was by far the nicest of all of the staph at school.

My friend lost his virginity to his teacher when he was only 13 years old. A pretty impressive feat, especially for someone who was homeschooled.

Student: "May I go to the toilet?" Teacher: "What for?" Student: "To open the Chamber of Secrets"

Teacher Why did the teacher get glasses? Because she was having trouble with her pupils

My teacher called me racist today.... So I told him " I am not racist because as we all know racism is a crime and crime is only done by black people."

A teacher asked a girl to use the word"handsome"in a sentence. Girl :- "When I suck my boyfriend's dick my jaws get really tired so I use my hand some times".

Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4 what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

Did you hear about the Math teacher who is afraid of negatives? He will stop at nothing to avoid them

The grammar teacher said "In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative." A student replied... "Yeah, right!"

In a primary school... The teacher asks students to draw female reproductive system. A girl in the class puts her head down out of shyness. A boy looks at her and exclaims "Ma'am she's copying!".

I got high during detention today. The teacher made me do lines.

Why was the pencil teacher always confused?

Who called it a Spanish teacher instead of an instruction Manuel?

I told my physics teacher I had a problem with gravity. But he told me to drop it.

Dumb and Nobody in class... Dumb: Teacher!! Teacher!! Nobody is bothering me. Teacher: Kid, are you dumb? Dumb: Yes.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher? He only had one pupil.

Our son came home one day with a note from his first grade teacher: Your son bit another boy today. Is he getting enough to eat at home ?

TIL that the famous teacher Anne Sullivan once accidentally taught the wrong class after the legitimate teacher couldn't make it and the alternate teacher was late. Whoops, wrong sub.

Sitting Indian Style When I was in third grade the teacher told us to sit Indian Style. So I drank a 30 case of beer and laid in a gutter.

A student told the teacher when he grows up he wants power. The teacher replied well your gonna first need to learn algebra..lol