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I had sex with a Chinese girl. It was great... But I was horny again an hour later.
What do sex and The Big Issue have in common? (Original Joke) I buy them exclusively from homeless people
Did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 needs a shit load of adapters to work
Teacher draws a penis on the blackboard. "Does any one know what that is?" "Yes," says Tommy. "My dad has two, a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth."
Your fancy frankenstein cross-breed vanity dog can't breathe you obnoxious cock
I hate when someone wants to have sex with me for superficial reasons before they even know how funny.
What do you call a women who has had a lot of sex? Her name #Feminist jokes
Which sex position produces the ugliest children? I don't know, ask your mum.
Bill Cosby's new t.v. show premier's next month, "Rape Victims Say the Darndest Things!"
75% of men dont get enough fibre in their diet.. ....tough shit
I can't believe they still have commercials for phone sex. What kind of sick maniac enjoys "talking on a phone?"
A man gets a quote tattooed on his dick. He goes home to his wife who says, "stop trying to put words in my mouth!"
My favorite sex position? Boy there's so many to choose from. Ha Ha. *starts sweating* I'd have to pick, um, reverse...shortstop? I gotta go
I'm all wet! "Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
My brother and I share the same birthday. We aren't twins, our parents are just fucking cheap.
Why does Pinocchio lie? because he's a fucking liar
Why did the 80-year-old man call his dick Jesus? It takes 3 days for it to rise again.
What did M. Night Shyamalan say about a duck's penis? What a twist.
Two condoms walk into a gay bar They look at each other and say "let's get shit faced!"
Ladies, holding out on sex with your man to get what you want will not work. He will just take longer showers.
Why do bunnies have soft sex? They have cotton balls.
What book does ISIS use to enhance their sex life? Camel Sutra