Why did the Canadian die after eating at an Olive Garden in Texas? He ordered "eh bowl a" soup.
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What do you call a Canadian group of racists? The Ku Kanux Klan.
The city I live in has the highest rate of stalkings in Canada. I told a girl at the grocery store this. Then I told her at the gym.
What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing? Justin Bieber
How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C EH N EH D EH
Canadian Joke: How was Terry Fox like Hitler? He couldn't finish a race either.
You know how to spell "Canada" right? "C - Eh - N - Eh - D - Eh"
How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow? You ask an informer
What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada? Anonymoose
I turn 39 years old today. But they're Canadian years.
What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down? The owner calls Triple Eh.
[Alien monster is levelling Toronto] CANADAMAN: Excuse me, sir, SIR, could you stop please? SIR?
Growing up in Canada, Taco Bell commercials were surprisingly different. At the end of each ad, they sang: "Make a run...for the border. And then the next border."
The quietest sound ever recorded is the sound of a Canadian saying "excuse me" in a crowd
Canada has seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.
A is a Canadian's favourite chord.. ..but Am is a pedophile's.
Canada day isn't about cheap jokes, you guys. You're forgetting what the holiday is all aboot.
Summer was especially good this year in Canada... If I recall correctly it was a friday
"If Trump wins I'm moving to Canada" So people fleeing their country from political crisis isn't OK unless it's the USA...
If Canada was a Kingdom, PM Stephen Harper would be a King... ...but Canada is a country.
Roses are... Roses are grey, Violets are grey, i'm colourblind, and Canadian, eh?
If only people were named after their tattoo's. This guy standing in front of me in Petro Canada Would be named Machine gun-Snake-Jesus.
A man got back from the doctor "I just got back from the doctor,and he said I'm Canadian" Said the man "I'm so sorry" Replies the man with sympathy Shocked,the man shout "It's spreading!!!"
How can you tell when a Canadian is successful? He dies in his LA home at 82.