Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.
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Who's the most famous chair tester? Mike Easter
Why was the Easter Egg so happy? He just got laid by some chick!
As a grown woman with no children or morals to slow me down, I will have a definite advantage during tomorrow's family Easter egg hunts.
The children of Amazon cannibal tribes think Chuck Norris is the Easter Bunny because he hides body parts for them to find every Easter morning.
If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side... ...at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs.
What did the comedian eat on Easter? Hot cross puns.
Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket? He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps
*sets trap* *snares the Easter Bunny* *pats his head* *lets him go* What?!?...What did you think I was going to do, you savages.
Doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news..." The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's. The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!
Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny? Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau
Why does the Easter Bunny go around hiding all those eggs? Because he doesn't want everyone to know that he's been fucking that chicken.
Was Nor'easter Nemo an omeN? Cold day in Hell yesterday. Tomorrow, zombies.
Easter Kids' Joke 2 What do you call a brown bunny that comes a day after Easter? Choco-late.
My mom's favorite Easter joke: Why does the Easter bunny hide Easter eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's fucking a chicken.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!
Q: Why did the easter egg hide? A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.
What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!
What has big ears brings Easter treats and goes "hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant.
I wish that regular church goers would stay home at Easter so that those of us who only come once a year can get in the building.
How do you make a chocolate omelette? With Easter Eggs!
What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday? Easter
Three advantages of Alzheimers One: You meet new people everyday. Two: On Easter Day you can hide your own eggs. Three: You meet new people everyday.
Boyfriend wants me to eat loads of purple candy so I can "dye" his balls for Easter. He better trim the grass first.