"Dad why'd u name me this?" I named u after the greatest athlete to ever live "Oh ok" Now let's go, Air Bud, we're gonna be late for church
athlete jokes
163 total · showing the first 120 · page 2 of 5
What Do You Call A Gay Boxer? "Fruit Punch". I'm sorry.
What do you call a white athlete who wins a sprint vs black athletes? A racist. :) xxx
My grandfather was a boxer in the British Army. Which was completely unfair because the enemy had rifles.
Who is a presents favorite quarterback? Tim TeBOW
Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang? because he is a Boxer
Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer? His punches Neverland.
Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones. He knocked out 909 people with one punch.
They say that you should never bring your work home with you. Especially if you're a boxer.
Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place
What do you call a boxer who comes home after a fight, to beat up his wife? Overtime.
Did you hear about Bruce Jenner? Hes the first athlete to go from the Wheaties box to the Froot Loops box
What are the 3 rules to buying real estate, the difference between jock itch and athlete's foot, and breastfeeding and a glass of milk? Location, location, location.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
I'm not an olympic sprinter, I just run like one when my ex wants to talk.
What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !
Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race? He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography
What is a gay boxer's favorite drink? Fruity punch
fill in the blank 1.) "There once was a man from nan-tuck it, His balls were as big as a bucket" 2.) "What is the difference between a whore and a boxer"
My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up sex. Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer.
This Valentines Day I hope you got shot by Cupid and not a legless Olympic sprinter.
Why did the football go to the bank? to get is quarterback.
I once knocked out a Champion Boxer... I'm still banned from Crufts.