electrician jokes

An electrician comes home at 2 am.... His wife asks, "wire you insulate?" He replies, "watt's the problem, I'm ohm aren't I?"

Did you hear about the electrician who bought a Camaro using money he got from scrap wire? He really crimped and saved

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician? Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

One time an electrician came home drunk at four o'clock in the morning. "Wire you insulate?" his wife scolded. "Watts it to you?" he snapped. "I'm ohm, ain't I?"

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

My Acquaintance said he'd make a better electrician than me. I told that cunt I wouldn't be too phased.

Did you hear about the local electrician? His rates are Shocking.

I looked up "my future as an electrician". It was very bright.

Did you hear about the recently unemployed electrician? Apparently he's now ohm-less.

What is black and stuck to the ceiling? A crappy electrician

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer? Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Last words of an electrician... ... "the fuck dis cable?"

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, it's a goddamn electrician, what'd you expect?

"I like Trump because he isn't a politician." Right, because whenever my toilet breaks I call my electrician.

Repeatedly referring to the electrician as a "take charge kind of guy" is a great way to make your doorbell turn on the garbage disposal.

What the the electrician say to his buddy? Watts up?!

Did you hear how the deaf electrician asked his friend to repeat what he said? Watt?

It's black and hangs on a wire? A bad electrician!

Called a plumber out the other day. He was Chinese. Called a builder, he was also Chinese. Called an electrician out. He was Chinese as well ! Bloody Yellow Pages

I'm pretty sure my electrician supports LGBT rights. Just the other day I heard him talking about his transister.

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river? "Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high? The electrician knows where the ground is.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

An electrician walks into intensive care and yells: Hold your breaths, I am about to start replacing circuit breakers'