electrician jokes

Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.

I used to date an electrician but we had to break up... There was just no spark.

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician? You con-du-it!!!

Did you hear about the electrician who beat up a baker? He was charged with battery.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do? Circuit training.

Electrician jokes Ohm my god, watt the fuck, breakers be trippin'

An electrician beat himself with live wires His wife called the police He was charged with battery.

What does an electrician say while meditating? Ohm... Ohm...

Today I met this electrician... Sadly I can't remember Watt his name was.

What do you say to give an electrician encouragement? "You conduit!"

What is an electrician's favorite vehicle? A Voltswagen

With great power come great.. power bills. *- Uncle Ben, electrician.*

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage? Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Does this $2500 electrician bill make my ass look broke?

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays? Because business was very light.

If you tase an electrician, he only becomes more powerful.

What does an electrician say when he's confused? Watt?!

Why did the octopus become an electrician? Because many hands make light work.

The last words of an electrician "Yeah you can turn it on, it is proven."

An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist.

Many people are shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician.

Since we're doing electrician jokes......... Q: What's the difference between God and an electrician? A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

I am a damn good electrician Otherwise I would be dead

ELECTRICIAN: [walks into home] GF: WHY ARE YOU IN SO LATE? E: Honey, we've talked about this. GF: [sadly] Ok.... wire you insulate?