priest jokes

I usually don't like recycling jokes, but... Did you hear the one about the priest and rabbi at the bottle redemption center?

A rapist, a pedophile and a priest walks into a bar.

Me: Gouda would pair nicely with this merlot! Priest: This is communion... M: Oh. Gouda would taste well with the blood of Chr- P: Leave.

So a pedophile, an alcoholic and a priest walks into a bar he sits down

Me: and i love that thing u do with ur tongue piercing.. Wife: OMG [storms off] Me: WRITING OUR OWN VOWS WAS YOUR IDEA LYDIA [Priest faints]

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon? Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Want to hear a clean joke? A boy takes a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the name of the girl next door. (Told by my pastor)

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest? Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator

Whenever I cut a zucchini I like to pretend that I'm the Hulk's rabbi.

A priest and a rabbi are in a boat they approach a bridge over the river and see a young boy standing there. The priest says to the rabbi "Should we fuck him?" The rabbi replies "Out of what?"

A priest and a rabbi walk into congress Te priest turns to his friend and says "is this some kind of joke?"

So this blonde, rabbi, and priest walk in to a bar... ...and the bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"

A Rapist, a Pedophile and a Priest walk into a Bar. He orders a drink.

What's the difference between Pastor Maldonado and a bus driver? One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1.

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.

A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink

How does the Rabbi make his coffee? Hebrews it

So a rabbi, a bishop, a black guy and a mathematician walk into a bar... ...the bartender looks at them and says "What is this? Some kind of a joke?"

How much semen does a catholic priest have? A butt load...

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration.

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind.

What do you call a mexican fighting a priest... Alien Vs Predator