Did you hear about the Greek priest who left his religion to join Catholicism? They're calling his actions completely unorthodox
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Yo mamma's ghost is so fat... ...even the priest couldn't exorcise her! https://twitter.com/YoMommasGhost BONUS: Yo mamma's ghost is so dumb, she thought a deadlift was a haunted elevator.
Did you hear about the Marine Rabbi that travelled the world giving circumcisions? They made a movie about him: American Snipper
Black Guy , Rabbi , Priest board a plane..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q&list=UUGglsv4QSDDNs6oBqTEzoyg&index=1&feature=plcp short and dry, but funny imo.
Why was the priest also an imam? Double the prophet.
What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration
MUST HAVE BEFORE WATCHING THE CONJURING : - Bible - iBible iPhone app - Holy Water - Priest - Jesus - 5 Jesus necklaces - Holy Spirt
I got a bootleg copy of "Alien vs Predator" It was just some Mexican guy fighting a priest!
A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Is this a joke?"
I'm not sure churches are the best places for PokeStops... a priest just asked me in and offered me a Slowpoke edit: whoops, rip inbox. don't get sucked in by priests, kiddies.
What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay? You get a Christian Bale
What did Mexican Anakin say when he heard about the Catholic Priest sex scandals? Now *this* is Padre sin!
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? At least the pimple waits until you are 14 before it cums on your face.
It turns out no one likes "the real me" and they have asked the priest to reverse my exorcism.
A priest, a rabbi, and the Holy Prophet Muhammad walk into a bar. The Prophet Muhammad beheads the priest and the rabbi, and burns down the bar.
My priest was pretty upset today. Nobody at mass bought him a Father's Day card.
A priest asks a little girl what she knows about the resurrection She says "I don't know much other than that if it lasts for more than four hours then you should call a doctor"
I asked my priest if it might be a good idea to stop masturbating But he didn't take the hint
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Hey, did you hear the one about us doing this?"
What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne usually waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.
What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon? An anes-theologist. (close enough)
They're making a movie about a Kamikaze pilot who wants to assassinate a Catholic Priest It's called "Aryan vs Predator"
[interrupts pastor] but jesus was crucified today shouldn't we call today "Bad Friday" or even "Kinda Messed Up They Killed Jesus Friday"
A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar. Bartender yells, "What is this, some sort of joke?"