Do you know what a girl says when she sees a big...NSFW Do you know what a girl says when she sees a big dick? *when the person says: 'no what'* I do
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Why did the eunuch farmer wake up late? he had no cock!!!
i just found the HOTTEST porn video: "girl uses logic during argument". oh god, i'm gonna nut just typing thissssssfjdksfjsjfa..........
My husband said he needs to have sex and now he is mad at me. Apparently, asking 'with each other' was the wrong response.
What did Eric Garner's wife say to him? Would it kill you to go sell a few cigarettes? too soon?
Oh shit, my computer uses U.S. English. I wanted to 'save' the document but accidentally blew it up.
I have a really funny dick Girls laugh every time they see it.
I was going to make a gay joke... Butt fuck it.
"Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist." And they say romance is dead
I scratch your back, you scratch mine. We die from loss of blood.
Sarah Jessica Parker had a leaked sex tape... The man has been arrested for bestiality.
Promised myself that today I wouldn't steal anything, kill anyone or use any Meatloaf song lyrics in a sentence & two out of three ain't bad
(Dark humor) what's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
My Dad always said never use any shortcuts. Probably why it takes him so fucking long to do anything on the computer
When I go down on you, it makes you very happy. And when I come back up I will fuck you good and hard. What am I? Gas prices.
Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic? It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying. Obligatory edit: Frontpage on /r/jokes! Wohooo!
It'd be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in those end-slices of bread.
My new favorite sex position... Is called the JFK. It's where I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
My new Girlfriend told me "A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship" I still wish she didn't have one.
Donald Trump was really bragging about how big his penis was last night. Obama doesn't believe him. He's now calling for the release of his Girth Certificate.
Australians don't have any problems with gender pronouns... Because we call everyone cunt.
Nobody claims to like cancer when they're first diagonosed But after a while, it tends to grow on you.
What's the difference between my jokes and my penis. My jokes don't make women laugh.