[chef interview] BOSS: Are you familiar with kitchen jargon ME: Yeah, that means you're missing a jar
chef jokes
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What do you do with a zombie chef? Skillet
You should be my grillfriend. Not a typo, girl. You're hot enough to cook meat on.
Ways to make your woman happy. 1. Cook for her. 2. Surprise her with hugs & kisses. 3. Hide a lion in her apartment then rescue her.
What did the chef say when Hannibal Lecter sent his breast meat back, complaining it was overcooked? "TOUGH TITTIES!"
Torturer: I will break you Me: Do you wear that hood to hide your sadness? Torturer: *broken* ah hell man I just wanted to be a chef
Why do tigers eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook!
" I made my famous dip for the office party" You're a regular Abe Lincoln. "But he wasn't a chef" Exactly
What happened to the heretical chef? He was burnt at the steak.
A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them. Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook
I asked my Sushi Chef what his favorite roll was. . he said payroll.
Why don't lesbians cook? They rather eat out.
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place
Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way :(
Have you heard about the Italian chef that recently died? Yeah, he pasta way.
Life of a chef must suck. All your work eventually turns to shit.
Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !
George Carlin: Dead. Leslie Nielsen: Dead. Mitch Hedberg: Dead. Greg Giraldo: Dead. Dane Cook: A-Okay. God has some explaining to do.
New virus Did you hear about the problems with the new Facebook game "Kitchen Ville"? A virus has been hitting it hard, but it only deletes the cook ware. It is an E-Pan-Demic.
Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick? To see if he was done cooking.
4 y/o: What's your job? Me: I stay at home, take care of you, clean, cook the food... 4: That sounds boring. Do you want me to fire you?
How many chauvinistic male pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
Did you hear about the Chinese Chef who broke out of jail? Apparently he went out for a wok and never came back.
2 guys walk into a bar. chef