soldier jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist? A marine biologist.

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French Joke Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The French Army.

What's the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind.

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef soldier!

My grandad fought in the war, he was posted to germany. He was Missing In Action for weeks, because the army couldn't afford recorded post.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge? He lost his porpoise in life.

Camouflage training The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning." "Thank you very much, sir."

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery? To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

I could never join the army because I'd never be able to figure out what time it is.

I saw the army of Lichtenstein the other day. He was a really nice guy.

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy? Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Q: What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? A: The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why did the carpenter join the army? Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback? You turn off the carousel.

[soldier dying in my arms] "You take this & you give it to my wife." "No [pushes watch back to soldier] she lives really far away from me."

French Army That's it. That's the joke.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested? Shot a black man.

What do you call a soldier who has been mustard gassed and pepper sprayed? A seasoned veteran.. I'm so sorry

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is? Count the stripes on his track pants.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier? A Drill Sergeant

What do you call an army of lesbians? Militia Etheridge

There once was a soldier named Private Acid HQ called him back. When he got to home base, he was found neutralized.