What is a ten letter word that starts with gas. Automobile Edit: not really a joke but didnt know where to put it.
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A cannibal, a terrorist and a rapist walk into a bar... in their jail cell.
side effects of Cialis may include dragging 2 bath tubs outside to sit in to watch the sunset with your confused but supportive partner
My grandmother finds it important to stay in shape, so she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, It is now a Ford Focus. I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it on one of my favorite streamers' streams.
There was a masturbating contest ... ... I didn't win though, I came in second place.
Some say I'm an apathetic person... But really, I just don't care.
There's a difference between racism and fact... Niggers are stinky - fact
Describe yourself in three words. I am a rebel.
last night, my wife started smoking. but it was ok - I just slowed down a bit and used some lube.
Not to brag but I have approximately 5000 compact discs I haven't listened to since 2003 that are preventing me from moving on with my life.
I can't stand when guys complain about their girlfriends giving shitty hand jobs I see where they're coming from, but something about it just rubs me the wrong way
The best pirate joke... ...is the one you don't have to tell. Sincerely, a ninja.
If a normal person's mouth waters at a steak? Does a vegan's mouth water when someone is mowing the grass?
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I need friends.
*5 puts on shoes* Me: they're on the wrong feet. 5: but I can't... Me: can't..? 5 I don't have any more feet to put them on. Me: touche
How does the farmer count up his cows? ...with a cowculator.
Anytime I see a happy white couple in their 30's sitting in front of a laptop, I just assume they are filming a credit score commercial.
the miracle of being a teen mom when you get pregnant young and your baby is born, hes feet are so small but even so he manages to stomp your dreams and goals.
If you get sexted by someone you don't like...does that mean you got molexted?
Two man are walking across a bridge. One of them fell... The other was called Bob
I recently heard Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident ... Some dick cut her off
Chuck Norris once broke wind so hard... it couldn't be fixed.
I'm so poor that for Christmas my mom cut a hole in my pants so I would have something to play with.